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...they just sit on the interwebs until you suddenly need a place to write something down...
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No camera. This sucks so badly. Packed, snarled at everyone, took a shower, took them for a last Nutty Banana ice cream, took pictures with Vic (with the kids' disposables) and the general anxiety continues. At least until US customs. We won't be home at the very least until well past midnight.

One last lunch together at St. Thomas airport, a hug and we're just alone again, just us, together. With lots of junky snacks, and new earrings ("yes, it's you - a little rowdy, a little loud, a little gypsy - very glamorous") and one more drink on the plane, just so that it counts as still a vacation day.
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A long day with a lot of things again. The guys had their written exam in the morning with all the associated nail-biting, while Vic regaled us with more stories. New term - "Deck Fluff" - the girls in bikinis lounging on the deck.

Then a bit more running around between marinas, ice bags and wet shoes and we were deposited for another afternoon on a beach - deserted of course, with a closed bar and a huge blue and yellow parrot in what looked like a chicken coop. He was louder than most chickens though, and his friens and family visited him for a screech.

Then, after they had enough torture, docking and mooring the guys came back for us and we sailed to the caves to snorkel. Amazing, of course, dark and majestic with a lot of pretty fishes and I'm so glad I took the orange floaty thingy - I felt a lot better having it and concentrating on the view (and occasionally leaky mask) and not the swimming process.

My sunburn is a lot better, there's even hope that it would turn to a tan.

Along with the sailing certificate and sunburn I seem to have also acquired some bartender cred. Apparently by the virtue of having bought those mixes and liking vodka more than rum. Oh, well, we'll see about that. I'm restless, can't find my camera and anxious about packing and travel in the morning. Though there will be an air-conditioned shower as a promised reward.
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And then some days are busier than others. Vic has indulged the tourists today. The Baths with the those big beautiful rocks were supposed to be touristy. Only he let us off the dinghy in rather heavy surf a few dozen feet from the shore. Should have been easy swim - but wasn't. Good thing I didn't bring the camera - it would have been dead. So there are no pictures of the beautiful caves. There are some of the four giant horrible looking bruises on my butt. They were pointed out to me when we were sitting on the net enjoying the sailing to the Baths. I have no idea where I got my rear end so abused. So, after another swim back to the dinghy and a dive nose-first into it - bruised butt and all, we proceeded to the next tourist trap - snorkeling spots. The sailing really is beautiful and fun and quite exotic. And the Baths are very pretty and romantic - if you don't have to chase the leader who's on the mission to accomplish and isn't waiting for anyone, or a kid who's been scared by the surf and doesn't want to do the swim back. Very romantic.

Beautiful green tinted sunlight filtering through between the giant boulders. I wish I had the camera and didn't have shoes, they were just in the way. At least I have a post card of the baths.

Somewhere around there I decided that still don't have a tan and the trip is almost over. So I worked on the tan, between the tourist traps.

Snorkeling actually wasn't all that great. The surf is rough today and the current was strong. There were some pretty corals and colorful fishies - but not enough to justify nosefuls of sea water. Not suffieciently turquoise and calm to be properly touristy. Next number of teh program, after another long sail and more sunburn, was Tortola again, another side of it - a quick run for the ice cream, a few hundred calories I ddidn't even want and a run back.

Then more sailing, the anchoring exercises that nearly left me a widow. He's certainly having a day today. So, between heavy wind, the sunburn and all those adventures I find myself surprisingly bored and restless. I don't know what I want, but it certainly isn't here.
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And finally - a vacation day. A day back at the marina, kids soaking in the pool, men practicing on the big boat. Leisurely chit-chat, showers on land, mango ice cream.

Vic says that the boat docked next to us is a swingers tour thingy. Captain, his wife and up to four couples. That explains the couples we've seen on the beach who seemed rather more in love than... well, than we are after a few nights on that boat. OF course it would be hysterically funny if this is a church outing and Vic is having a bit of quiet fun at our expense. And their captain probably told them the same thing about us too.

A blond boy in his 20s with a bit more mature looking girl - maybe late 20s. Or maybe it's just unflattering wet hair. She wanted to lie by the pool. He wanted what any 20s boy wants faced with a girl in a bikini. To play. Quite cute to watch. A couple of hours later they were walking back from the boat, looking more content, but he was still possessively hovering over his prey.

The dive shop sells stickers "What happens in Virgin Gorda stays in Virgin Gorda".
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The time has fallen into the bits of the indolent, punctuated by food. Before breakfast, until lunch, after lunch, dinner time, evening. It's probably logical, but it annoys me, I want long term deadlines that are not dependent on my lunch, where lunch is a side thought, not the main event. Adventures are all well and good, but this one has too much food in it. And the thought that pasta is going home with us anyway...

We sent postcards from the marina, bought t-shirts and pirate stickers, and generally wasted the morning half of the day in touristy pursuits. After lunch the non-sailing portions of the party headed to the deserted resort and we went to practice sailing in the squib. We're in a lovely spot here, in season it must be really busy, but now it's deserted, festooned with the "Closed for the season" signs and very very calm.

I tacked, jibed and moored with the guys, and actually learned stuff. If the go again I'd probably be able to do it better. The guys are really getting good. Then I drove the dingy and docked it! Pretty much by myself, except I didn't know how, so I had running instruction.

The resorts off season are so comforting. I love it, really. Probably comes from growing up on one.

My bartender/short cook job is secure. I'm trusted with tuna salad and drinks. Last night I was busy with kids - so there was wine and nothing else. Today it's a new variation on Ferdinands - more lemon and lime. Goes rather well with cheese sticks, diary writing and half listening to security procedures class for Coastal Cruising.
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8/19. Night. Vic W. Hartlen

Vic was telling stories tonight. About his first boat at age 12 and tom sawyer adventures to go with it, and all kinds of other boats he sailed and owned and met in his illustrious career of 50-some years since that first 6' dinghy. It weaves dizzyingly between Halifax, Boston, New York, Florida, Tortola, Spain, Azores, Vancouver and who knows what else. How he manned the helm for 18 hours on a boat with a dead engine in 35' seas, how he ran into two different Tortola exes of his in the same day somewhere in Canada, how he delivered boats for the rich New Yorkers through Bermuda, through storms and equipment failures of all kinds.

Whether or not there is a fictional element in those stories - they are certainly stories in the best meaning of the term. Vic is still friendly with all of his exes. He always goes for the smart independent women so that they eventually wise up and leave him. He sailed a 250' ship from Vancouver to... someplace that had already escaped me. He was nearly a minister, a scout master and member of many committees. He could have probably been an upstanding citizen of some place if he could stay there long enough. Though he has lived in the BVI for 30 years now. Sailing and making deliveries and talking about spending fivve years here and there, with xomeone or other.

Somehow I don't really believe that he really will write and publish it - though he's talking about doing it. He has won awards for photograhy... been a chef... and now he's running sailing classes, private, on boats in Tortola, British Virgin Islands. He doesn't even pretend to try to remember our names, or who is married to whom and which kids are whose. We just aren't important in his scheme of things. We won't make it into his stories, unless we get injured in some particularly amusing way. His stories are worthy of Jack London. Adventures. What an amazing life.
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Well, sleep is a fabulous thing. Life is downright bearable. Another short stop at the marina ("Beware the cat!") and we're off to practice more sailing. I don't think I'll ever again look at those glamorous white boats without thinking of the drudgery, the garbage bags and all those wet towels.

Vic came back from sailing with the guys and took me sailing! I got to tack, jibe and tie various bits of rope to various bits of metal. Then untie them again. Fun. Then we had the written portion of the test, I aced it, ho-hum, I'm good with tests. Well, there were a few questions where I sort of guessed, but I got it! I'm good with theory. Tomorrow more practice, that rather scares me.

Everyone else went swimming to the island, and I only had time for a dip. But I think I might actually get this. Now I can finally read all those books on my Kindle, and lay off the textbooks. Yippie. I can't believe it's actually my vacation.

After dinner Vic took to telling stories. He doesn't care about us, we're just a few faces in the endless chain, we aren't particularly rich or famous or eccentric. We're just typical customers. But after a few days together, a few meals and drinks - he warmed up enough to talk. And what a story does he spin! There's no way remember the storylines, but it's Jack London, Joseph Conrad brand of romantic. Or as he himself put it "I'm a practical romantic". If he didn't look so much like Santa I'd have a crush already. I might anyway.
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The nights are definitely competing with days for excitement. The starry sky is magnificent, meteor shower (Perseids?) going on now, Milky Way resplendent... since I'm not sleeping anyway, might as well enjoy it.
4am
Crying child, can't sleep. Comforted child, got myself locked in the head. Door stuck. "Papa is swearing."
5am
And I thought the birds at home at 4am were a nuisance. At least they have pleasant voices. Seagulls do NOT.
7am
Coffee. Sailing back. Vic likes oatmeal, how sporting of him. After one child dove off the boat fully dressed to save the hat dropped by another I had to get involved. Reading about rigging.

I don't like this Domostroy. They go sailing and we make lunch? G. fell off. More studying after lunch. Navigation studies include compulsory manicure - cut them or tear them. Oh, the sacrifices. If I don't get certified after this!..

It says something about a trip if the highlights of it are the showers. Another marina, another pool, showers suck, coffee shop closed.

Somehow buying a box of dry mixes got me appointed the bartender of this gig. Weak vodka margaritas followed by "Ferdinand" - Vic's special recipe. Orange/rum/cranberry in 3/2/1 proportion. Of course it was too sweet, I doused it with lemon - now I need a new name for it. Franz?

Still, washing dishes off a greasy deck in the dark is an... adventure. If you have the right attitude. Which, Vic says, is the difference between adventure and adversity.
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"And how was your miserable night?" I was greeted in the morning. It wasn't as miserable as the first one, but not the kind of night I want on vacation.

Morning of "ashore knowledge" - studying the sailing theory. I always wanted to know why they're called port and starboard - and now I do! It's because before rudders there were steering boards, and they were to the side of the boat. And docking in port was obviously done on the other side - the one without the sticking out board. And then a convention was accepted that the board goes on the right and docking, correspondingly, on the left side. So they are the port side and the 'steer board' side. Vic rules. A veritable found of nautical lore.

The tropical depression has eased and we might move out tomorrow, and spend todays afternoon in the town. But not before I take another shower. I'll miss this shower. The trip to town seems like an afterthought, but it's probably a good idea. A miserably poor island town, with exorbitant prices and oddly unfriendly population. Had an argument and an ice cream and headed back to leave today. Plans seem to have a life of their own here.

The sailing part is still great, upfront, bouncing on waves. Magnificent.

With all due respect for gourmet cooking - I could do without it. But if we're doing it - so be it. Red cabbage gets the almonds crushed by the back of diving dagger, the drinks are mixed in the sports bottle (we're conserving electricity and blender is a hog), champagne comes in coffee mugs and rib bones get thrown overboard to fish and birds.

Vic is making bananas foster for us tonight. Including a dairy-free version, which is very nice of him. The rum flames, the cinnamon sparkles and banana peels get thrown to seagulls. Kids hate bananas foster.

There's a graffiti on the door of the ladies room in the marina. "Where is the purse hook?" and a picture of a hook - and in another handwriting "Stolen by pirates, arrr!" with a picture of pirate, arm attached to the hook. I find it charming, nobody else seems to share my amusement.
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OK, so they were right, trying to sleep here *is* brutal. Hot, stuffy, no air at all. Men are sleeping out on the deck. At least until it starts raining, which is about every 3 hours, then everyone starts running around closing hatches and moving still packed bags inside. The only reason I even consider it sleeping, is because I was largely unconscious anyway.

Unpacking, oatmeal for kids, there's a pool, let's check it out. Captain Vic stops by with sailing lore. Hulls rock, cats twitch. I can tell I'll like Vic. Kids observe - Vic looks like Santa Claus! Well, the version from those scary indie cartoons anyway. Or maybe an aged Blackbeard.

Pool, tan, swim, nice and easy... until we have to run again - we're going sailing before the storm hits!

I always wanted to sit on the deck of a moving boat! It's so fun! Though on the engine, not sailing. Parked in an unremarkably picturesque bay, across from a local pirate ship tourist trap. The brave and the irresponsible are swimming over there. The rest of us are making lunch. Bleh.

Vic took the dinghy over to help them back, and then we all snorkel. Barry the barracuda keeps the kids busy, the most common trash on the sea floor is bottles, so is the most common plant. Looks like an upside down champagne bottle, waving gently in the currents. I saw a sting ray, but the kids scared it away.

What an odd dinner. A perfect shrimp Caesar, served from a garbage bag, drinks from a powder mix, prepared by yours truly and pasta for kids. The showers in the marina are the most comfortable part of this deal so far. I don't have any reason to hope this night will be any better than yesterday, but it would be so nice...
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2:30 am
Packing largely done, after many hours. Is going to bed worth it?

2:47 am
IM from M. - "Crisis". There might be a hurricane. Are we still going anywhere? Tracking weather in Tortola on web pages...

3:47 am
Whatever. Might as well lie down for an hour. We'll check again from the layover in Philly and if it's cancelled, maybe we'll just change the tickets and go to Miami instead. With a hundred pounds of supplies in the luggage.

Up at 4:30, bags, last minute packs, cheese, shoes, snacks. Airport, Philly, phone, weather, take a chance, running, running, running...

1pm, we're in St.Thomas. One man band is playing reggae. A lovely woman next to him is handing out rum shots. Danka managed to get the bag off the carousel that weights more than he does, to complete surprise of all, including us. And we wait. Some time past 3 our friends are finally here and the adventure begins. Taxi looks like a tour bus, those little jobbies with open benches. A ferry. Customs at Tortola. "Who's in charge?" - "That would be me" - "That's what he thinks." And this is classic islands - right hand side driving, howling music, maniac turns. Kids love it.

The boat is smaller than I expected. And it's a catamaran. And what the hell is it's name - Athena or Excalibur? Or both?And how are we going to stow all that crap we have? And are we really expected to sleep *here*?

Vic the captain stopped by. Weather forecast is unclear - depression, storm, two of them?

We're going out for dinner. It's burgers, there's nothing else open. My first beer - if I had more than 40 min. of sleep I might notice it more. I can't even taste anything except lime. I'm not even sleepy. I'm just largely already passed out.
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Ну вот. Пора итоги подводить - а у меня времени нет! Да будет жизнь! Потерзаться о смысле жизни мне праздник не нужен.

С Новым Годом! Давайте будем счастливы!
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December 31. I have not a single New Year resolution, no global thoughts on results of the previous year, and no time to think of it now! New Year is not about that, anyway. It's about champagne, sparkle and your personal magic.

The existential crisis is due in February, as usual. I'll think about the eternal then. Happy New Year!
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For [livejournal.com profile] ixnewmon:

Yes, it's Dr.Seuss. For grown-ups

В смысле, да, тот самый Доктор. С детскими шумелками. А этот взрослый.
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Well, hello world. Take next. I really, really should try to be more open, make new friends and all that.

Drat, I didn't realize I was such a curmudgeon.
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I'm debating joining the "Curves". I'm indecisive at the best of times, but this is ridiculous.

Pro: Location. This is the closest gym to my home. Less than 10 minute drive, and on the way to pretty much everything.

Con: No showers. So going there on the way to work for instance is not exactly appropriate.

Pro: The music is a blast. "I will survive" was a highlight of the half hour I spent there.

Con: The workout is not exactly lame, but close. I guess I'm not as overweight and out of shape as I thought I was.

Pro: Flexible schedule while maintaining organized structure. This is a big draw. I don't have to worry about class schedules and still it's not as boring as a threadmill.

Con: A fee upfront and commitment for a year of payments. I'm afraid I'll get bored out of my wits and stop going, and still be stuck with payments. I'd hate that.

Pro: $30 off with my insurance card. A nice touch.

Yes, it's a lame workout. But a lame workout is better than no workout at all. And can't fit a normal gym into my idiotic schedule. Even if there was one close enough, which there isn't. The classes tend to cater to more or less normal people, and classes are what I like best.
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Слова (и понятия) которые я никак не могу идеально перевести на английский хотя стараюсь уже лет 15.

Ласка, ласковый.
Где-то между "cuddly", "gentle", "tender", "pet" и "caress". Причем все сразу. В некоторых контекстах получаестся, а в некоторых - никак. Ну как сказать "хороший любовник должен уметь быть ласковым?" "Caress" близко, но не то. Чересчур конкретно, абстрактнее нужно. "Тouchy-feely" тоже близко, но оттенок совершенно не тот. Я хочу нормальное слово, а не сленговые всякие "lovey-dovey". Не люблю. Или например дог моей детской подруги - с виду собака Баскервилей, а на самом деле ласковый как котенок. "Gentle" довольно близко, но не в одном предложении с котенком. Тo есть получается правда, но смысл не тот. "Sweet" тоже близко, но там целая куча других подтекстов, которые здесь совершенно ни к чему. Ну в общем та черта которая присуща кошкам и приятна женщинам. Нет такого слова в английском. А жаль. Хорошее слово.

Азарт, азартный.
Немного "gamble", немного "passion". Но как их обьединить? Как перевести "вакханалия азарта"? Как философствовать на тему различных типов азарта? Как провести параллель между игровыми автоматами, сексом и бухгалтерией? Ни фига. Не получается. То есть получается, конечно, но в процессе зарабатываешь себе репутацию эксцентричной особы с абсолютно ненормальной логикой.

Конструирование. Не строительство, не дизайн, а именнно конструирование. "Structural Design" по смыслу похоже, но ведь монстр какой то. Явно переводная конструкция. Нужен глагол от "structure", а где он? "Construction" это вообще другая песня. А даже если бы и нет - но тогда как же "конструирование в строительстве"? Construction in construction? Ну никак не выходит.


Грустно, девушки.
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Oh, and I think I'm going to cultivate a hairdresser obsession. Well, at least I'm going to make one more appointment with James. The first one was great. The second was a disappointment (and right before the holiday party, too.) This will have to be the decisive round - James the model/hairdresser vs. my hair. Maestro, drumroll!

I'm cheering for James. The amount of annoyance he has caused me so far is absolutely negligible compared to the flak I've taken from my hair over the course of my life.
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There was a reason I started writing in a journal. I wanted to try and be more open. Tell things about myself, if only to myself. The idea is not working very well. Even my private posts are few and far between. I wonder, why am I so secretive?

Take next.

I'm freshly unemployed. As of Monday morning. Not really a surprise, the layoff could be seen coming a mile away. It's still not exactly pleasant. The bottom line - the babysitting crisis brewing for this week died with a wimper, a new one materialized for the next few months, I updated a resume, talked to a headhunter (for about 2 hours), finally got to try out the new gym, had lunch with a friend, another lunch with the ex-coworkers and if I was supposed to be emotionally distraught over being kicked out on my ear - I must be in denial. Because I'm not.

Don't get me wrong. If I were to make an effort and wallow in self-pity I'm sure I could talk myself into a hysterical fit. But it's such an unpleasant experience, the hysterical fit, that I don't feel like doing it.

I saw an idea somewhere in comments to somebody's post somewhere (precision is key!) that whatever it is that some men sublimate into Ideas and Literature, in women is safely dissipated into maternal instinct and/or sex. I think that's what it was. Therefore, since I'm already immune to Ideas and Literature I can safely sublimate whatever career issues I have suppressed into sex. Good.

Incidentally, there seem to be two main approaches to Literature (tm).
1. This book isn't that great. I can do better. Therefore the Literature is dead.
2. This book isn't that great. I can do better. Therefore I'm Literature.


P.S. Not bad. Sex - check. Tangent - check. Zero informational load - check. Yep. That's me.
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